Sit. Feast on your life.

Chel·si (chěl'sē) n. Female. Writer. Infinite. Lover of all things awesome, especially De Koninck and sandwiches of quality. I use Tumblr to collect wonderful things.

Frog: 1, Human: 000000000

Another cup of Bokeh, please. 

ALL YOUR SYRUP ARE BELONG TO US 

ALL YOUR SYRUP ARE BELONG TO US 

I can’t honestly say I like your gumption, sir octopus. 

Marry me, JGL. 

No, seriously. 

Murmuration: (n.) a flock of starlings.

The lunchtime of construction trooper. 

Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later (but gays ruin the sanctity of marriage). via @tyleroakley

Go, Clint.